10 Funny Parenting Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Lane Olinghouse

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.

Erma Bombeck

Why don’t kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?

Alyson Hannigan

If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle

Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.

William Galvin

Having one child makes you a parent. Having two kids makes you a referee.

David Frost

Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.

Nia Vardalos

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Paul Reiser

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.

Ed Asner

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