10 Funny Parenting Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Ray Romano

Great parenting lies somewhere between ‘don’t do that’ and ‘ah, what the hell'.

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Once you sign on to be a mother, 24/7 is the only shift they offer.

Jodi Picoult

Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kid hypothetically.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Nora Ephron

Ever had a job where you had no experience, no training, you weren’t allowed to quit and people’s lives were at stake? That’s parenting.

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90% of parenting is thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Phyllis Diller

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math.

Amber Dusick

I’m just a mom, standing in front of my husband, trying to say something that I can no longer remember because our kids interrupted us 175 times.

Mommy Owl

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